Tips for Discussing Israel and Hezbollah

I've been spending a lot of time on the internets lately reading and participating in discussions about the fighting between Israel and Hezbollah. I've come to the conclusion that there are a few points that everyone must know if they are going to discuss this issue. I have outlined them here:

1. Remember that the fighting between Israel and Hezbollah is the most important thing happening right now. Until this gets resolved, focus your attention on this issue. You can just ignore everything else that's going on in the world.

2. If someone says that he does not support the Israeli government, that person is an anti-Semite. This person is clearly unreasonable, because he is prejudiced against Jews. Only anti-Semites do not support Israel. Also, this person is a terrorist because he clearly supports Hezbollah.

3. Lebanon should be blamed for the existence of Hezbollah. The Lebanese government should have gotten its act together and gotten rid of Hezbollah. But it didn’t, so the Lebanese probably deserve what they’re getting.

4. We are now in the beginning stages of World War III. As long as we continue to say it, it must be true.

Now, you are ready to begin your discussion! It shouldn't take long for you to find a place to talk about Israel and Hezbollah. Go to any blog or message board, start typing, and you will find plenty of people willing to engage you in debate.*

*When discussing Israel and Hezbollah, debate = argument