Cheney and Bush prevent killer cyborgs from entering U.S.

Dick Cheney believes that Republicans will maintain their majority in the House and Senate this November, since there have been no terrorist attacks inside the United States since 9/11, and this is clearly due to the amazing talent of the Bush administration to keep terrorists at bay.

It should also be noted that there have been no alien invasions, robot takeovers, or zombie attacks. Had Democrats been elected in 2000 and 2004, these things could easily have occurred, and the Bush administration is asking people to remember that when they go to the polls in November.