Who are you not going to vote for?

As the 2006 midterm elections draw near, liberals and progressives are once again trying to figure out just which candidates they should vote against. In their attempts to sway voters, the Democrats are throwing money at young people, and the Republicans are planning to nag voters repeatedly until people get fed up and vote for them.

It will certainly be an interesting year as the country watches to see just which party pisses off voters more: the we-can't-decide-on-anything Democrats or the we-brainwash-people-to-agree-with-us Republicans.*

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